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Steve and Eddie somehow meet Stede and Ed

• Steve: It is pronounced "SteVe"
• Stede: No, it is pronounced "SteDe"
• Steve: No, no, that is NOT my name, it is STEVE!
• Stede: You uneducated couth, it is STEDE
• Steve: THAT'S NOT MY NAME YOU OLD FUCK
• Stede: *gasps* THAT IS UNCALLED FOR SIR!
• *the back and forth continues. no one wins. Ed and Eddie sit back, watch and eat popcorn*
• Eddie: nice tats
• Ed: thanks mate, so do you
• Eddie: how do you keep your hair from getting frizzy?
• Ed: *shrugs*
• Eddie: want some weed?
• Ed: do i want some what?
• Eddie: *proceeds to roll a joint, light it up and smoke it. then shares with Ed*
• Ed: *smokes it*
• Ed: this is some good shit.

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[allsonargent]

Lamorne Morris as Winston Bishop in New Girl (2011—2018)

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[micahulrichdraws]

Micah Ulrich X Nothing More - SPIRITS. Out now.

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[starghoul]

i wish i was a raccoon sleepin on a log

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[baddingtonbitch]

i look outside and see andy goldsworthy in my yard arranging my fallen crab apples into an intricate spiral with a colour gradient of most to least rotten. i fire my gun into the air to startle him and send him running back into the woods

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[eirene]

Ophelia, ca. 1869

Victor Müller

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[eternalgirlscout]

earlier today i told an acquaintance in passing that i'll often be in the middle of a novel and think "man i wish this shit were more ambiguous" and had to reiterate twice that i wasn't being sarcastic before they believed me, so this post is to say: i love when writers don't bother to explain everything, i love when stories end uncertain and unsettling, i love being required to think as a reader, i love when stuff makes no damn sense, no i'm not kidding

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[dorkvania]

Butterfly Repopulation Station in Portland

Free seeds, information and also a patch of milkweed for Monarch Butterflies

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[loveofallthatisbizarre]

more elementary + textposts

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[cammitchell]

Elementary | S02E22 “Paint it Black”